TOdaY

Today:

Received a mail from Boss.

B: Anyone who use company's mobile phone to call Malaysia, please kindly type 018 before you make the call. Thank you.

( I'm de only one who call Malaysia.) FML

On the way to Meeting

Me: look at the top of Marina Sands, it looks so luxury!

B: Wow yeah! I treat you there if we can reach the sales target.

Me: Happy^^ (we almost reach)

Suddenly.....

B: Kerrine ah, to obtain the 2 million sales target, u cannot take leave from now onwards.

Me: @.@!!! FML

Virus

Me: I think my computer got virus. It take so long to load your file.

B: Because you always go to Facebook....that's why!

FML

Knock off

Me: hey boss, how can u promise the customer to done the job on monday? Designer is not coming on tomorrow.

B: What about you come early tomorrow and do it?

Me: FML

ps: I'm not complaining my Boss, but just, how can i ask so much of stupid question in a day?

FML